Custom Funny Dad Shirt – Dad Tax Not Poison Joke
- Live preview — what you see is what we print
- Made to order, just for you
- Free reprint or full refund if it arrives damaged — see policy
Shipping & Returns
- Order placedNov 3
- Order shipsNov 6 – Nov 10
- DeliveredNov 12 – Nov 19
- Production: 3–5 business days. Standard shipping to United States: 4–7 business days after it ships; other destinations are listed in the shipping policy.
- Standard shipping to United States: $7.99 + $2.00 each extra item.
- Need a change? Orders can be modified within 2 hours after being placed.
- Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Tell us within 30 days of delivery for a free reprint or full refund.
- Canvas, posters and metal signs can't be delivered to PO boxes.
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Description
This personalized dad tax shirt turns a classic parenting joke into something he can wear. "Dad Tax Making Sure It's Not Poison" is what every dad says while stealing a bite of his kid's snack, and here the kids are drawn right beside him.
It's a funny Father's Day pick, and it also works for a birthday or any day you want to tease the family's self-appointed taste tester. A mom who runs the same tax can wear it too, since the title can be set to dad or mom.
Choose a classic tee, sweater or pullover hoodie, then pick black, navy, forest green or sport grey. Set the number of kids from one to six and the design redraws to fit. Finish it with the parent's name and each kid's name.
Product Details
- 100% cotton (99% for ash/grey colors, 50% for hoodie)
- Decoration type: Digital Print
How personalization works
Choose your product
- Style: Classic Tee, Sweater and Pullover Hoodie
- Color: Black, Navy, Forest Green and Sport Grey
- Size: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Pick the layout
- Number Of Kids: 1 to 6 kids; the design redraws to fit
Set up the design
- Title: dad and mom
- Parent's Name: up to 12 characters
Customize each kid
- Kid's Name: up to 12 characters
Preview and order
- Check the live preview; tap the photos to see the finished product.
- We print your design exactly as previewed, made to order.
Good to know
How many kids can I add? From 1 to 6. Change the number any time before ordering; the preview updates right away.
How long can the parent's name be? Up to 12 characters. Letters, numbers and most symbols print as typed.
Can I upload a photo? This design is personalized with the choices and text above; it does not take a photo.
Will it look like the preview? Yes. The live preview is drawn from the same file we print, so names, characters and colors come out as you set them.








