Personalized Best Friend Acrylic Ornament – Sarcasm And Profanity Quote
- Live preview — what you see is what we print
- Made to order, just for you
- Free reprint or full refund if it arrives damaged — see policy
Shipping & Returns
- Order placedNov 3
- Order shipsNov 10 – Nov 12
- DeliveredNov 16 – Nov 23
- Production: 5–7 business days. Standard shipping to United States: 4–7 business days after it ships; other destinations are listed in the shipping policy.
- Standard shipping to United States: $7.99 + $1.00 each extra item.
- Need a change? Orders can be modified within 2 hours after being placed.
- Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Tell us within 30 days of delivery for a free reprint or full refund.
- Canvas, posters and metal signs can't be delivered to PO boxes.
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Description
This personalized friendship ornament brings sarcastic best-friend energy to the tree, pick a line like "I'd Punch A Bitch For You Right In The Throat" or "Forget Sugar And Spice We're Full Of Sarcasm And Profanity" paired with a sassy cartoon figure that's all attitude.
It's a fun, irreverent Christmas gift for the friend who gets your humor, the ride-or-die bestie who'd have your back no matter what.
Personalize it by choosing the size, the quote, the character's look, body type, skin tone, hairstyle, clothes, and shirt and jeans color, then add a name up to 12 characters.
Product Details
- 1-sided design
- Made of transparent acrylic
- Size: 3 inches, 4 inches, 5 inches
- Our acrylics ornaments are covered with protective film on both sides, keep the acrylic from scratching or getting dirty with dust, please peel off the films before use.
- Gold string included for hanging.
- A gift box not included.
How personalization works
Choose your product
- Size: 3 inches, 4 inches and 5 inches
Pick the layout
- Number Of People: 1 to 1 people; the design redraws to fit
Set up the design
- Quote: “I'd Punch A Bitch For You Right In The Throat”, “I'd Shank A Bitch For You Right In The Kidney” and “Forget Sugar And Spice We're Full Of Sarcasm And Profanity”
Customize each person
- Look: 2 styles to pick from
- Man's Body Form: 2 styles to pick from
- Man's Skin Tone: 4 colors
- Man's Hairstyles: “Short Hair Styles”, “Medium Hair Styles”, “Afro Hair & Dreadlock” and “Bald”, each with its own styles
- Man's Clothes: 2 styles to pick from
- T-Shirt Color: 9 colors
- Man's Jeans Color: 3 colors
- Name: up to 12 characters
Preview and order
- Check the live preview; tap the photos to see the finished product.
- We print your design exactly as previewed, made to order.
Good to know
How many people can I add? From 1 to 1. Change the number any time before ordering; the preview updates right away.
How long can the name be? Up to 12 characters. Letters, numbers and most symbols print as typed.
Can I upload a photo? This design is personalized with the choices and text above; it does not take a photo.
Will it look like the preview? Yes. The live preview is drawn from the same file we print, so names, characters and colors come out as you set them.








