Personalized Couple Character Ornament – Playful Inside Joke
- Live preview — what you see is what we print
- Made to order, just for you
- Free reprint or full refund if it arrives damaged — see policy
Shipping & Returns
- Order placedNov 3
- Order shipsNov 10 – Nov 12
- DeliveredNov 16 – Nov 23
- Production: 5–7 business days. Standard shipping to United States: 4–7 business days after it ships; other destinations are listed in the shipping policy.
- Standard shipping to United States: $7.99 + $1.00 each extra item.
- Need a change? Orders can be modified within 2 hours after being placed.
- Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Tell us within 30 days of delivery for a free reprint or full refund.
- Canvas, posters and metal signs can't be delivered to PO boxes.
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Description
This personalized Christmas ornament for couples turns an inside joke into a keepsake, carrying lines like “Thanks for all the orgasms, keep that shit up” or the sweeter “You're the best thing I've ever found on the internet.” It's playful, honest, and sounds like the way you two actually talk.
A fun pick for a husband, wife, boyfriend, or girlfriend — perfect for a first Christmas together, an anniversary, or a laugh-out-loud gift for newlyweds under the tree.
Personalize by choosing the quote, then build each character: pick the man's and woman's skin tone, hairstyle, hair color, and beard style, and add both names, up to 12 characters each. Available in three sizes.
Product Details
- Size: 3.5 Inches, 4.5 Inches, 5.5 Inches. Please allow 0.4-0.6 in (1-1.5 cm) differences due to manual measurement.
- Thickness: 0.12 in (~0.3 cm).
- Made from transparent acrylic featuring a single-sided design.
- Gold string included for hanging.
How personalization works
Choose your product
- Size: 3.5 Inches, 4.5 Inches and 5.5 Inches
Make it yours
- Quote: “Here's To Another Year Of Happily Annoying Each Other ...”, “Thanks For All The Orgasms Keep That Shit Up” and “You're The Best Thing I Have Ever Found On The Internet”
- Man's Option: 2 styles to pick from
- Man's Skin Tone: 4 colors
- Man's Hair Colors: 8 options, like Black, Blonde, Brown
- Man Black Hair: 19 styles to pick from
- Man's Beard Color: 8 options, like No Beard, Black, Blonde
- Man's Name: up to 12 characters
- Woman's Option: 2 styles to pick from
- Woman's Skin Tone: 4 colors
- Woman's Hair Colors: 8 options, like Black, Blonde, Brown
- Woman Black Hair: 54 styles to pick from
- Woman's Name: up to 12 characters
Preview and order
- Check the live preview; tap the photos to see the finished product.
- We print your design exactly as previewed, made to order.
Good to know
How long can the man's name be? Up to 12 characters. Letters, numbers and most symbols print as typed.
Can I upload a photo? This design is personalized with the choices and text above; it does not take a photo.
Will it look like the preview? Yes. The live preview is drawn from the same file we print, so names, characters and colors come out as you set them.








