Personalized Friend Group Ornament – Shank A B*tch For You
- Live preview — what you see is what we print
- Made to order, just for you
- Free reprint or full refund if it arrives damaged — see policy
Shipping & Returns
- Order placedNov 3
- Order shipsNov 10 – Nov 12
- DeliveredNov 16 – Nov 23
- Production: 5–7 business days. Standard shipping to United States: 4–7 business days after it ships; other destinations are listed in the shipping policy.
- Standard shipping to United States: $7.99 + $1.00 each extra item.
- Need a change? Orders can be modified within 2 hours after being placed.
- Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Tell us within 30 days of delivery for a free reprint or full refund.
- Canvas, posters and metal signs can't be delivered to PO boxes.
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Description
This personalized ceramic ornament turns your friend group's favorite sassy saying into a Christmas keepsake, pairing a bold hangout scene with lines like "I'd Shank A Bitch For You Right In The Kidney." It's a playful nod to the loyalty, sarcasm, and inside jokes only your crew understands.
Great for best friends, a tight-knit squad, or a White Elephant swap this Christmas, it works as a Secret Santa pick or a just-because gift that says you'd go to the mats for each other.
Choose 2 to 4 girls so the scene fits your group, pick which quote to use, then give each friend her own look: face style, skin tone, eye color, hair color, glasses, top, and drink — finish with everyone's name.
Product Details
- 1-sided design
- Made of ceramic.
- Measures just under 3” diameter.
- Dye-sublimation printing.
- White ceramic produces vibrant full-color images.
- Gold hanging cord included.
How personalization works
Pick the layout
- Number Of Girls: 2 to 4 girls; the design redraws to fit
Set up the design
- Quote: “I'd Shank A Bitch For You Right In The Kidney” and “I'd Punch A Bitch For You Right In The Throat”
Customize each person
- Girl's Face: 2 styles to pick from
- Girl's Skin Tone: 4 colors
- Girl's Eyes Color: 6 colors
- Girl's Glasses: 1no and kính
- Girl's Hair Color: 145 colors
- Girl's Top: 16 styles to pick from
- Girl's Drink: 83 styles to pick from
- Girl's Name: up to 12 characters
Preview and order
- Check the live preview; tap the photos to see the finished product.
- We print your design exactly as previewed, made to order.
Good to know
How many girls can I add? From 2 to 4. Change the number any time before ordering; the preview updates right away.
How long can the girl's name be? Up to 12 characters. Letters, numbers and most symbols print as typed.
Can I upload a photo? This design is personalized with the choices and text above; it does not take a photo.
Will it look like the preview? Yes. The live preview is drawn from the same file we print, so names, characters and colors come out as you set them.








