Personalized Friends Group Ornament – I'd Shank A B*tch For You Quote
- Live preview — what you see is what we print
- Made to order, just for you
- Free reprint or full refund if it arrives damaged — see policy
Shipping & Returns
- Order placedNov 3
- Order shipsNov 10 – Nov 12
- DeliveredNov 16 – Nov 23
- Production: 5–7 business days. Standard shipping to United States: 4–7 business days after it ships; other destinations are listed in the shipping policy.
- Standard shipping to United States: $7.99 + $1.00 each extra item.
- Need a change? Orders can be modified within 2 hours after being placed.
- Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Tell us within 30 days of delivery for a free reprint or full refund.
- Canvas, posters and metal signs can't be delivered to PO boxes.
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Description
This personalized friends ornament puts your group's inside joke front and center, with the cheeky line "I'd shank a b*tch for you right in the kidney" as the holiday message. It's a funny, unapologetically loyal way to celebrate the friends who'd go to the mats for each other.
Perfect for besties, soul sisters, or your whole squad, it makes a great Christmas gift, white elephant pick, or thank-you for the friend who always has your back.
Personalize by choosing 2 to 6 girls, each one's face, skin tone, eye and hair color, hairstyle, shirt, jacket, and glasses, plus the title style and ornament size.
Product Details
- Size: 3.5 Inches, 4.5 Inches, 5.5 Inches. Please allow 0.4-0.6 in (1-1.5 cm) differences due to manual measurement.
- Thickness: 0.12 in (~0.3 cm).
- Made from transparent acrylic featuring a single-sided design.
- Gold string included for hanging.
How personalization works
Choose your product
- Size: 3.5 Inches, 4.5 Inches and 5.5 Inches
Pick the layout
- Number Of Girls: 2 to 6 girls; the design redraws to fit
Set up the design
- Title: 3 styles to pick from
Customize each person
- Girl's Face: 2 styles to pick from
- Girl's Skin Tone: 4 colors
- Girl's Eyes Color: 6 colors
- Girl's Hair Color: 7 options, like Black, Blonde, Brown
- Girl Black Hair: 24 styles to pick from
- Girl's Shirt: Cropped Tank Tops, T-shirt and Christmas Clothes
- Cropped Tank Tops Color: 8 colors
- Girl's Jacket: 3 styles to pick from
- Girl's Glasses: 4 styles to pick from
- Girl's Drink: “Cocktails”, “Coffee, Tea & Cocoa”, “Fruit Juice”, “Soft Drink” and “Wine & Beer”, each with its own styles
- Girl's Name: up to 12 characters
Preview and order
- Check the live preview; tap the photos to see the finished product.
- We print your design exactly as previewed, made to order.
Good to know
How many girls can I add? From 2 to 6. Change the number any time before ordering; the preview updates right away.
How long can the girl's name be? Up to 12 characters. Letters, numbers and most symbols print as typed.
Can I upload a photo? This design is personalized with the choices and text above; it does not take a photo.
Will it look like the preview? Yes. The live preview is drawn from the same file we print, so names, characters and colors come out as you set them.








