Personalized Funny Couple Ornament – Thanks for All the Orgasms
- Live preview — what you see is what we print
- Made to order, just for you
- Free reprint or full refund if it arrives damaged — see policy
Shipping & Returns
- Order placedNov 3
- Order shipsNov 10 – Nov 12
- DeliveredNov 16 – Nov 23
- Production: 5–7 business days. Standard shipping to United States: 4–7 business days after it ships; other destinations are listed in the shipping policy.
- Standard shipping to United States: $7.99 + $1.00 each extra item.
- Need a change? Orders can be modified within 2 hours after being placed.
- Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Tell us within 30 days of delivery for a free reprint or full refund.
- Canvas, posters and metal signs can't be delivered to PO boxes.
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Description
This personalized couple ornament pokes fun at married life with the cheeky line "Thanks for all the orgasms, keep that shit up," turned into a ceramic keepsake shaped around two figures holding their favorite drinks.
It's a playful pick for husbands, wives, boyfriends, or girlfriends celebrating a first Christmas together, an anniversary, or just looking to say thanks with a laugh.
Personalize it by choosing each figure's skin tone, hairstyle, clothing style and color, picking their drink, and adding the woman's name to the design.
Product Details
- 1-sided design
- Made of ceramic.
- Measures just under 3” diameter.
- Dye-sublimation printing.
- White ceramic produces vibrant full-color images.
- Gold hanging cord included.
How personalization works
Make it yours
- Woman's Body Form: Slim and Curvy
- Woman's Skin Tone: 4 colors
- Woman's Hairstyles: 7 options, like “Bun Hair & Tied Hair”, “Neck Length”, “Shoulder Length”
- Bun & Tied Hair: Bun Hair and Tied Hair, each with its own styles
- Woman's Clothes: 8 styles to pick from
- Color: 12 colors
- Woman's Drink: “Cocktails”, “Coffee, Tea & Cocoa”, “Fruit Juice”, “Soft Drink” and “Wine & Beer”, each with its own styles
- Woman's Name: up to 12 characters
- Man's Skin Tone: 4 colors
- Man's Hair Color: 8 options, like Black, Blonde, Brown
- Man Black Hair: 13 styles to pick from
- Man's Clothes: 3 styles to pick from
- Man's Name: up to 12 characters
Preview and order
- Check the live preview; tap the photos to see the finished product.
- We print your design exactly as previewed, made to order.
Good to know
How long can the woman's name be? Up to 12 characters. Letters, numbers and most symbols print as typed.
Can I upload a photo? This design is personalized with the choices and text above; it does not take a photo.
Will it look like the preview? Yes. The live preview is drawn from the same file we print, so names, characters and colors come out as you set them.
