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Personalized Funny Coworker Pen – Sweary Days of the Week

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$29.85
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Order today, arrives Nov 16 – Nov 23Standard shipping to United States · made to order in 5–7 business days
Shipping & Returns
  1. Order placedNov 3
  2. Order shipsNov 10 – Nov 12
  3. DeliveredNov 16 – Nov 23
  • Production: 5–7 business days. Standard shipping to United States: 4–7 business days after it ships; other destinations are listed in the shipping policy.
  • Standard shipping to United States: $7.99 + $2.00 each extra item.
  • Need a change? Orders can be modified within 2 hours after being placed.
  • Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Tell us within 30 days of delivery for a free reprint or full refund.
  • Canvas, posters and metal signs can't be delivered to PO boxes.
Description

These personalized offensive days of the week pens say out loud what the whole office is thinking by Monday morning. Each pen carries a blunt, sweary weekday line like “Mother-Fucking Monday” or “Shit Show Saturday”, so an ordinary pen becomes a running joke on the desk.

They make a great gag gift for a coworker, a boss with a good sense of humor, or friends who count down to Friday with you. They are also a fair treat for yourself, and work anniversaries, birthdays and holiday gift swaps are easy excuses to hand them out.

Pick your quote from 8 options, choose a color from 12 shades such as Black, Dark Blue or Dark Green, and decide how many pens you want, from 3 up to 8.

Product Details

  • Material: Made with a durable metal body and a smooth matte finish, accented with polished metal details.
  • Size: 0.4 x 5.6 inches (1 x 14.2 cm)
  • Colors: Black, Dark Purple, Dark Blue, Dark Green, Burgundy, Rose Gold, Light Purple, Light Blue, Light Green, Light Grey, Dark Grey, Cream.
  • Features:
    • 2-in-1 Design: Combines a ballpoint pen with a touchscreen stylus for convenient everyday use.
    • Soft-Touch Finish: Smooth matte barrel provides a comfortable grip and a refined appearance.
    • Touchscreen Stylus: Soft stylus tip allows easy navigation on compatible touchscreen devices.
    • Convenient Pocket Clip: Built-in metal clip makes it easy to attach to notebooks, planners, pockets, or bags.
  • Printing: One-side printing on the pen barrel.
  • Care Instructions:
    • Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth.
    • Avoid harsh chemicals and abrasive cleaners.
How personalization works
  1. Choose your product

    • Buy More Save More: 3 PCS, 4 PCS, 5 PCS, 6 PCS, 7 PCS, 8 PCS
  2. Make it yours

    • Color: 12 options, like Black, Dark Blue, Dark Green
    • Quote: 8 options, like “Fuck Off Friday”, “Mother-Fucking Monday”, “Shit Show Saturday”
  3. Preview and order

    • Check the live preview; tap the photos to see the finished product.
    • We print your design exactly as previewed, made to order.

Good to know

Can I upload a photo? This design is personalized with the choices and text above; it does not take a photo.

Will it look like the preview? Yes. The live preview is drawn from the same file we print, so names, characters and colors come out as you set them.

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