Personalized Funny Coworker Pen – Sweary Days of the Week
- Live preview — what you see is what we print
- Made to order, just for you
- Free reprint or full refund if it arrives damaged — see policy
Shipping & Returns
- Order placedNov 3
- Order shipsNov 10 – Nov 12
- DeliveredNov 16 – Nov 23
- Production: 5–7 business days. Standard shipping to United States: 4–7 business days after it ships; other destinations are listed in the shipping policy.
- Standard shipping to United States: $7.99 + $2.00 each extra item.
- Need a change? Orders can be modified within 2 hours after being placed.
- Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Tell us within 30 days of delivery for a free reprint or full refund.
- Canvas, posters and metal signs can't be delivered to PO boxes.
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Description
These personalized offensive days of the week pens say out loud what the whole office is thinking by Monday morning. Each pen carries a blunt, sweary weekday line like “Mother-Fucking Monday” or “Shit Show Saturday”, so an ordinary pen becomes a running joke on the desk.
They make a great gag gift for a coworker, a boss with a good sense of humor, or friends who count down to Friday with you. They are also a fair treat for yourself, and work anniversaries, birthdays and holiday gift swaps are easy excuses to hand them out.
Pick your quote from 8 options, choose a color from 12 shades such as Black, Dark Blue or Dark Green, and decide how many pens you want, from 3 up to 8.
Product Details
- Material: Made with a durable metal body and a smooth matte finish, accented with polished metal details.
- Size: 0.4 x 5.6 inches (1 x 14.2 cm)
- Colors: Black, Dark Purple, Dark Blue, Dark Green, Burgundy, Rose Gold, Light Purple, Light Blue, Light Green, Light Grey, Dark Grey, Cream.
- Features:
- 2-in-1 Design: Combines a ballpoint pen with a touchscreen stylus for convenient everyday use.
- Soft-Touch Finish: Smooth matte barrel provides a comfortable grip and a refined appearance.
- Touchscreen Stylus: Soft stylus tip allows easy navigation on compatible touchscreen devices.
- Convenient Pocket Clip: Built-in metal clip makes it easy to attach to notebooks, planners, pockets, or bags.
- Printing: One-side printing on the pen barrel.
- Care Instructions:
- Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth.
- Avoid harsh chemicals and abrasive cleaners.
How personalization works
Choose your product
- Buy More Save More: 3 PCS, 4 PCS, 5 PCS, 6 PCS, 7 PCS, 8 PCS
Make it yours
- Color: 12 options, like Black, Dark Blue, Dark Green
- Quote: 8 options, like “Fuck Off Friday”, “Mother-Fucking Monday”, “Shit Show Saturday”
Preview and order
- Check the live preview; tap the photos to see the finished product.
- We print your design exactly as previewed, made to order.
Good to know
Can I upload a photo? This design is personalized with the choices and text above; it does not take a photo.
Will it look like the preview? Yes. The live preview is drawn from the same file we print, so names, characters and colors come out as you set them.







