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Personalized Funny Husband Socks – Thanks For All The Orgasms

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$22.95
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Order today, arrives Nov 12 – Nov 19Standard shipping to United States · made to order in 3–5 business days
Shipping & Returns
  1. Order placedNov 3
  2. Order shipsNov 6 – Nov 10
  3. DeliveredNov 12 – Nov 19
  • Production: 3–5 business days. Standard shipping to United States: 4–7 business days after it ships; other destinations are listed in the shipping policy.
  • Standard shipping to United States: $7.99 + $2.00 each extra item.
  • Need a change? Orders can be modified within 2 hours after being placed.
  • Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Tell us within 30 days of delivery for a free reprint or full refund.
  • Canvas, posters and metal signs can't be delivered to PO boxes.
Description

These naughty personalized embroidered socks for him say what a lot of couples are thinking, with a cheeky "Thanks For All The Orgasms" stitched on. They are a playful, private joke between the two of you, and they are sure to get a laugh when he unwraps them.

They are made for a husband, boyfriend or groom, and they suit Valentine's Day, an anniversary, a wedding day surprise, or a funny thank-you for someone who deserves one.

Choose one of the two quotes, pick a pose from 11 styles, and add a single initial. You can also choose the sock size, sock color, and the color of the design.

Product Details

  • Material: Made from premium combed cotton with fine yarn, offering a soft touch, breathability, and durability for all-day comfort.
  • Size: M, L, XL (please refer to our size chart).
  • Color Options: White, Black, Coffee, Light Grey, Navy Blue, Dark Grey & Khaki.
  • Embroidery: Side embroidery.
  • Features:
    • Comfortable & Secure Fit: Elastic ribbed cuff helps keep socks in place without slipping.
    • Durable Construction: Reinforced heel and double-needle cuff enhance durability for long-term wear.
    • Smooth Toe Finish: Hand-linked seamless toe reduces friction for added comfort.
    • Versatile Wear: Suitable for daily use, sports, work, or outdoor activities.
  • Care Instruction:
    • Hand wash or machine wash gently.
    • Do not bleach.
How personalization works
  1. Choose your product

    • Size: US 6-8, US 8-12 and US 12-15
    • Buy More Save More: 1 Pair, 2 Pairs, 3 Pairs, 4 Pairs, 5 Pairs and 6 Pairs
  2. Set up the design

    • Color: 7 options, like Coffee, Black, Navy Blue
    • Design Color: 6 colors
    • Quote: “I Fucking Love You (Either Way Works)” and “Thanks For All The Orgasms Keep That Shit Up!”
    • Pose: 11 styles to pick from
  3. Personalize each part

    • Initial: up to 1 characters
  4. Preview and order

    • Check the live preview; tap the photos to see the finished product.
    • We print your design exactly as previewed, made to order.

Good to know

How long can the initial be? Up to 1 characters. Letters, numbers and most symbols print as typed.

Can I upload a photo? This design is personalized with the choices and text above; it does not take a photo.

Will it look like the preview? Yes. The live preview is drawn from the same file we print, so names, characters and colors come out as you set them.

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