Personalized Funny Shorts for Him – Squat on My Face Respectfully
- Live preview — what you see is what we print
- Made to order, just for you
- Free reprint or full refund if it arrives damaged — see policy
Shipping & Returns
- Order placedNov 3
- Order shipsNov 10 – Nov 12
- DeliveredNov 16 – Nov 23
- Production: 5–7 business days. Standard shipping to United States: 4–7 business days after it ships; other destinations are listed in the shipping policy.
- Standard shipping to United States: $7.99 + $2.00 each extra item.
- Need a change? Orders can be modified within 2 hours after being placed.
- Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Tell us within 30 days of delivery for a free reprint or full refund.
- Canvas, posters and metal signs can't be delivered to PO boxes.
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Description
Gym humor gets a matching pair with these personalized shorts, built around the cheeky line "Squat On My Face Respectfully." It's the kind of challenge that gets a laugh from your lifting partner before the first set even starts.
They're a fun pick for the guy in your life who lives for leg day and never takes the banter too seriously. They work as a birthday or Christmas gift, or as a treat for yourself.
Pick your favorite quote from five options and choose one of 11 looks. Add a name of up to 12 characters and select your size, from XS to 2XL.
Product Details
- Material: Made of a premium blend of Polyester and Spandex material for a lightweight, breathable outer shell, paired with an ultra-soft, stretchy inner compression liner for all-day comfort.
- Size: XS-2XL
- Features:
- Built-in Compression Liner: The ultra-soft inner shorts replace old-fashioned mesh netting. They fit snugly to keep out sand and prevent painful rubbing all day long.
- Convenient 3-Pocket Design: Features 2 secure zippered outer pockets for your keys or cards, plus a special snug pocket on the inside liner to hold your phone safe and scratch-free.
- Elastic Waistband: Equipped with an adjustable drawstring that holds the shorts securely in place without digging into your skin.
- Versatile Use: Perfect for swimming, beach walks, workouts, running, or just relaxing at home.
- Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle.
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry.
- Do not bleach.
How personalization works
Choose your product
- Size: XS, S, M, L, XL and 2XL
Make it yours
- Quote: “Fight Me U Lil Bitch”, “Exercising Just Enough To Fuck & Fight.”, “Peace Was Never An Option”, “Spit Preworkout In My Mouth” and “Squat On My Face Respectfully”
- Look: 11 styles to pick from
- Name: up to 12 characters
Preview and order
- Check the live preview; tap the photos to see the finished product.
- We print your design exactly as previewed, made to order.
Good to know
How long can the name be? Up to 12 characters. Letters, numbers and most symbols print as typed.
Can I upload a photo? This design is personalized with the choices and text above; it does not take a photo.
Will it look like the preview? Yes. The live preview is drawn from the same file we print, so names, characters and colors come out as you set them.


