Personalized Funny Wine Glass – Not My Problem Anymore
- Live preview — what you see is what we print
- Made to order, just for you
- Free reprint or full refund if it arrives damaged — see policy
Shipping & Returns
- Order placedNov 3
- Order shipsNov 10 – Nov 12
- DeliveredNov 16 – Nov 23
- Production: 5–7 business days. Standard shipping to United States: 4–7 business days after it ships; other destinations are listed in the shipping policy.
- Standard shipping to United States: $7.99 + $2.00 each extra item.
- Need a change? Orders can be modified within 2 hours after being placed.
- Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Tell us within 30 days of delivery for a free reprint or full refund.
- Canvas, posters and metal signs can't be delivered to PO boxes.
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Description
This personalized funny wine glass raises a toast to leaving your worries behind. Choose the line "Every Sip Tastes Like It's Not My Problem Anymore" or the retirement favorite, "It's 5 O'Clock Everywhere I'm Retired."
It's a great match for friends and coworkers, a retirement send-off, or a treat for yourself after a long week. It brings a little irreverence to any get-together.
Build the character your way: go with a man or woman look. For the man, choose young or aged, skin tone, hair color and beard color, then add his name. You can also pick the drink from 96 styles.
Product Details
- Material: Made with high-quality glass material.
- These glasses are ideal for serving wine, cocktails, or any beverage of choice.
- Capacity: 15oz.
- Two-side printing.
- Hand Wash Only.
How personalization works
Make it yours
- Quote: “Every Sip Tastes Like It's Not My Problem Anymore” and “It's 5 O'Clock Everywhere I'm Retired”
- Look: Man and Woman
- Man's Option: young and aged
- Man's Skin Tone: 4 colors
- Drink: 96 styles to pick from
- Man's Hair Color: 121 colors
- Man's Beard Color: 79 colors
- Man's Name: up to 15 characters
Preview and order
- Check the live preview; tap the photos to see the finished product.
- We print your design exactly as previewed, made to order.
Good to know
How long can the man's name be? Up to 15 characters. Letters, numbers and most symbols print as typed.
Can I upload a photo? This design is personalized with the choices and text above; it does not take a photo.
Will it look like the preview? Yes. The live preview is drawn from the same file we print, so names, characters and colors come out as you set them.








