Personalized Garden Metal Sign – You Would Make Great Fertilizer
- Live preview — what you see is what we print
- Made to order, just for you
- Free reprint or full refund if it arrives damaged — see policy
Shipping & Returns
- Order placedNov 3
- Order shipsNov 10 – Nov 12
- DeliveredNov 16 – Nov 23
- Production: 5–7 business days. Standard shipping to United States: 4–7 business days after it ships; other destinations are listed in the shipping policy.
- Standard shipping to United States: $7.99 + $2.00 each extra item.
- Need a change? Orders can be modified within 2 hours after being placed.
- Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Tell us within 30 days of delivery for a free reprint or full refund.
- Canvas, posters and metal signs can't be delivered to PO boxes.
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Description
Some gardens deserve a warning label. This personalized metal sign gives your yard a cheeky bit of dark humor, with lines like "You Would Make Great Fertilizer" that make visitors stop, read and laugh out loud. It is the kind of yard decor that starts conversations over the fence.
It works well for gardeners, dry-humored friends and anyone in the family who takes their flower beds a little too seriously. Birthdays and Christmas are natural moments to give it, or just because someone's sense of humor deserves a spot outdoors.
Pick your favorite quote from three: "You Would Make Great Fertilizer," "Trespassers Will Be Composted" or "I Garden So I Don't Choke People." Add your own text of up to 20 characters, and choose the size that fits your yard.
Product Details
- Made from high-quality, fade-resistant, lightweight metal sheets.
- Rounded corners and hemmed edges for safe handling and a polished look.
- Size: 8 x 12 inches, 12 x 18 inches.
- 4 pre-drilled holes for easy hanging.
How personalization works
Choose your product
- Size: 8"x12" and 12"x18"
Make it yours
- Quote: “You Would Make Great Fertilizer”, “Trespassers Will Be Composted” and “I Garden So I Don't Choke People”
- Text: up to 20 characters
Preview and order
- Check the live preview; tap the photos to see the finished product.
- We print your design exactly as previewed, made to order.
Good to know
How long can the text be? Up to 20 characters. Letters, numbers and most symbols print as typed.
Can I upload a photo? This design is personalized with the choices and text above; it does not take a photo.
Will it look like the preview? Yes. The live preview is drawn from the same file we print, so names, characters and colors come out as you set them.
