Personalized Kitchen Cutting Board – This Is Where I Murder Vegetables
- Live preview — what you see is what we print
- Made to order, just for you
- Free reprint or full refund if it arrives damaged — see policy
Shipping & Returns
- Order placedNov 3
- Order shipsNov 10 – Nov 12
- DeliveredNov 16 – Nov 23
- Production: 5–7 business days. Standard shipping to United States: 4–7 business days after it ships; other destinations are listed in the shipping policy.
- Standard shipping to United States: $7.99 + $2.00 each extra item.
- Need a change? Orders can be modified within 2 hours after being placed.
- Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Tell us within 30 days of delivery for a free reprint or full refund.
- Canvas, posters and metal signs can't be delivered to PO boxes.
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Description
This personalized cutting board turns the kitchen into a crime scene, with a wink. This Is Where I Murder Vegetables is the line for anyone who chops and dices with a little too much enthusiasm, and it works as a conversation starter on the counter or a hard-working board at dinner.
It's a fun pick for her, for mom, or for yourself, and it suits birthdays, Christmas and anniversaries. Home cooks with a dark sense of humor will love it.
Choose walnut or maple, pick the size that fits your counter, and choose one of 5 styles. Then go with “I Will Cut You,” “She's Got A Knife!” or “This is Where I Murder Vegetables,” or write your own quote.
Product Details
- Material: 100% American hardwood.
- Available in solid maple or walnut hardwood.
- Laser engraved personalization.
- Dual-sided use (display & food prep).
- Durable and long-lasting.
- Made in the USA.
- Available Sizes: 11.5" x 5.5" and 15" x 7".
How personalization works
Choose your product
- Material: Walnut and Maple
- Size: 11.5" x 5.5" and 15" x 7"
Make it yours
- Look: 5 styles to pick from
- Quote: “I Will Cut You”, “This is Where I Murder Vegetables”, “She's Got A Knife!” and “Custom Yours”
Preview and order
- Check the live preview; tap the photos to see the finished product.
- We print your design exactly as previewed, made to order.
Good to know
Can I upload a photo? This design is personalized with the choices and text above; it does not take a photo.
Will it look like the preview? Yes. The live preview is drawn from the same file we print, so names, characters and colors come out as you set them.
