Personalized Retirement Countdown Sign – Not My Problem Anymore
- Live preview — what you see is what we print
- Made to order, just for you
- Free reprint or full refund if it arrives damaged — see policy
Shipping & Returns
- Order placedNov 3
- Order shipsNov 10 – Nov 12
- DeliveredNov 16 – Nov 23
- Production: 5–7 business days. Standard shipping to United States: 4–7 business days after it ships; other destinations are listed in the shipping policy.
- Standard shipping to United States: $7.99 + $2.00 each extra item.
- Need a change? Orders can be modified within 2 hours after being placed.
- Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Tell us within 30 days of delivery for a free reprint or full refund.
- Canvas, posters and metal signs can't be delivered to PO boxes.
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Description
This personalized retirement countdown tracker turns "Retirement. Not My Problem Anymore." into a wood sign with replaceable number tiles, so every day of freedom gets counted down (or up) with a laugh.
A fitting retirement gift for yourself or for the coworker, parent, or friend finally trading the office for ease — great for retirement parties or a spot on the wall at home.
Personalize it with a man or woman look, skin tone, hair and beard color, favorite drink in hand, and a name, then set the tile count up to 999 or 9999 depending on size.
Product Details
- Material: Craft from eco-friendly wood that’s durable, lightweight, and safe-non-toxic, odor-free, and built to last. It features a smooth finish plus stainless steel hooks for easy hanging.
- Size:
- Large: 9.4 × 7 inches (~ 24 × 18 cm).
- Small: 8 × 6 inches (~ 20.4 × 15.3 cm).
- Thickness: 0.12 inches (~ 0.3 cm).
- Printing: One-sided printing.
- Features:
- Track Your Progress Easily: Includes replaceable number tiles, allowing you to update your count anytime as you move forward, count up to 9999.
- Versatile Display for Any Space: Comes with a hanging chain and suction cup hooks, making it easy to display on a wall, shelf, desk, or glass surface.
- Care Instructions: Wipe clean with a dry or slightly damp cloth.
- Package:
- 1 × Tracker Board.
- 2 × Stainless Steel Hanging Hooks.
- 2 × Adhesive Wall Hook Pads.
- The number of tile sets (0-9) and holders will follow your selected option.
How personalization works
Choose your product
- Size: 8" X 6" and 9.4" X 7"
- Maximum Number: Up to 999 (3 Digits) and Up to 9999 (4 Digits)
Pick the layout
- Template: 3 to 4; the design redraws to fit
Make it yours
- Look: Man and Woman
- Man's Option: young and aged
- Man's Skin Tone: 4 colors
- Drink: 96 styles to pick from
- Man's Hair Color: 121 colors
- Man's Beard Color: 79 colors
- Man's Name: up to 12 characters
Preview and order
- Check the live preview; tap the photos to see the finished product.
- We print your design exactly as previewed, made to order.
Good to know
How long can the man's name be? Up to 12 characters. Letters, numbers and most symbols print as typed.
Can I upload a photo? This design is personalized with the choices and text above; it does not take a photo.
Will it look like the preview? Yes. The live preview is drawn from the same file we print, so names, characters and colors come out as you set them.
