Personalized Retirement Sweater – Officially Retired Not My Problem
- Live preview — what you see is what we print
- Made to order, just for you
- Free reprint or full refund if it arrives damaged — see policy
Shipping & Returns
- Order placedNov 3
- Order shipsNov 6 – Nov 10
- DeliveredNov 12 – Nov 19
- Production: 3–5 business days. Standard shipping to United States: 4–7 business days after it ships; other destinations are listed in the shipping policy.
- Standard shipping to United States: $7.99 + $2.00 each extra item.
- Need a change? Orders can be modified within 2 hours after being placed.
- Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Tell us within 30 days of delivery for a free reprint or full refund.
- Canvas, posters and metal signs can't be delivered to PO boxes.
Shipping policyReplacement & Refund policyCancellation & Modification
Description
This personalized ugly sweater turns "Officially Retired... Not My Problem Anymore" into a custom retirement announcement, complete with a little cartoon version of the retiree holding their drink of choice.
It suits anyone stepping into retirement, a nice pick for a retirement party or a holiday season send-off for a coworker or family member who's finally off the clock.
To personalize it, choose male or female, add the retiree's name, and match their skin tone, hair and beard color, then pick their go-to drink, from coffee and cocktails to wine and beer.
Product Details
- Each Ugly Sweater is constructed from an ultra-soft and incredibly comfortable wool, perfect for everyday wearing. Garments are lightweight, durable, and easy to take care of. Unique vignettes on sweaters for Halloween and Christmas will bring you the feeling of the fall fluffing and holiday season.
- Fabric is durable and resistant to wrinkles, shrinking, and mildew.
- Material: Acrylic wool blend fabric.
How personalization works
Choose your product
- Size: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Make it yours
- Color: 6 colors
- An Option: Male and Female
- Man's Name: up to 12 characters
- Man's Skin Tone: 4 colors
- Man's Hair Color: 7 options, like Silver, Salt & Pepper, Blonde
- Man Blonde Hair: 20 styles to pick from
- Man's Beard Color: 7 options, like Silver, Salt & Pepper, Blonde
- Man Blonde Beard: 13 styles to pick from
- Man's Drink: “Cocktails”, “Coffee, Tea & Cocoa”, “Fruit Juice”, “Soft Drink” and “Wine & Beer”, each with its own styles
Preview and order
- Check the live preview; tap the photos to see the finished product.
- We print your design exactly as previewed, made to order.
Good to know
How long can the man's name be? Up to 12 characters. Letters, numbers and most symbols print as typed.
Can I upload a photo? This design is personalized with the choices and text above; it does not take a photo.
Will it look like the preview? Yes. The live preview is drawn from the same file we print, so names, characters and colors come out as you set them.
